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Welcome to my escape. Laney. Eighteen. This is the outburst of my inspiration. “We all have sparks, imaginations. That’s how our minds create creations. Right at the start of everything that’s new. One little spark lights up for you.”

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"Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we’re curious… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” - Walt Disney

libbykeppen:

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 09:18pm

I literally cannot. My life is falling to pieces and I’m letting it happen around me. It is what it is I guess.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 09:17pm

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

Sunday Sep 9 @ 01:31am

inabasket:

shout out to fat girls who go clothes shopping with their skinny friends and have to pretend they’re having a good time

Saturday Sep 9 @ 11:07pm
Saturday Sep 9 @ 11:04pm

someone text me I am going crazay

Thursday Sep 9 @ 08:54pm

"I’ll tell you what my mother told me, and these are words to live by; selfish people live longer." — Lydia, The Other Woman (2014)

Thursday Sep 9 @ 08:18pm
shockyhorror:

shockyhorror:

Thursday Sep 9 @ 08:17pm

marauders4evr:

They’re going to need to go on a three-year journey with their uncle after that burn! For those of you who don’t know, Mattel was the company who made all of the Avatar action figures. They made a bunch of them! Even ones for Jet, Roku, Bumi, etc. But they never made any female action figures because they thought that they wouldn’t sell.

Thursday Sep 9 @ 08:17pm

Anonymous said: you're an awesome person! ❤️

You are even more awesome!

Thursday Sep 9 @ 07:41pm

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

Thursday Sep 9 @ 01:52pm
monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

Thursday Sep 9 @ 01:52pm

leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

Thursday Sep 9 @ 01:52pm

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

Thursday Sep 9 @ 01:50pm

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Thursday Sep 9 @ 01:49pm
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